Joke Of The Week 24/08/08
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The Job Interview
A guy goes to the Department of Main Roads to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, ‘Are you allergic to anything?’
He says ‘Yes - just caffeine’
Have you ever been in the service?
‘Yes,’ he says. ‘I was in Iraq for two years.’
The interviewer says, ‘That will give you 5 extra points toward
Employment,’ and then asks, ‘Are you disabled in any way?’
The guy says, ‘Yes 100%…an ICED exploded near me and blew my testicles
off’
The interviewer tells the guy, ‘O.K. In that case, I can hire you right
now. Normal hours are from 8 AM to 4 PM. You can start tomorrow at
10:00 - And plan on starting at 10 AM every day.’
The guy is puzzled and says, ‘If the hours are from 8 AM to 4 PM, why
don’t you want me to be here before 10 AM?’
‘This is a Government job,’ the interviewer says. ‘For the first two
hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our b**ls. No point
in you coming in for that.’
